Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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