I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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