my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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