its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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