that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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