I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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