She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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