just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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