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• (209): View more from California

  Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward

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• (650): View more from California

  We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign

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  You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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• (925): View more from California

  michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around

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• (716): View more from New York

  My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.

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