Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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