im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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