I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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