Where is the hickey?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Do I have a choice?
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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