**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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