he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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