some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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