She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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