When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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