That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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