i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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