I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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