why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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