Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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