Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize