So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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