doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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