That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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