I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
