she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Randomize