what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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