never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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