If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We had sex on a dog bed..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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