hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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