Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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