how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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