Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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