What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i believe in u and ur pee
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
