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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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