let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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