he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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