If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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