that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
