so explain again why im purple
no
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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