Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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