Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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