my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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