Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The best revenge is premature balding
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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