I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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