It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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