Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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