: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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