p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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