i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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