I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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