you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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