the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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