The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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