your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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